Skyrim Bug in Jar Conspiracy Theory

Bug in a jar Conspiracy:

So i was playing skyrim when i remermered about the mysterious bug in a jar conspiracy. I looked up on the internet and watched these two videos:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQVfHVdDZg  and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqQAOmIwmY&feature=relmfu. Even though these were clearly a joke i follwed the theory slightly but then carried on a bit. The origional Sskryim Conspiracy post can be found here: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum%3ASkyrim%3ABug_In_A_Jar_Conspiracy   I have not finished my theory and will be updateing on it when i can...








A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26









Z    W    K   T

26+23+11+20 = 80   8+0= 8=H          H/2= D      8/2= 4



4=D       HHD= DHH (put in order)     =       Dushnikh Yal   



80 =  26*3+2   = B



DHHB =           Dushnikh Yal-  Burguk’s Longhouse







 J      W     T

10 + 23 + 20 = 53             5=E       3=C        Alchemist  à Alchemist’s Shack



C + E = 8   8=H          CEH   =     Alchemist’s Shack        H is near I



Alchemist’s Shack is near Ivarstad





  P     I     G

16 +  9 + 7 =  32        32= (26*2) -20       16 + 9 = 25     2+5= 7      7=G         



32 = F         2=B + 5=E    =     B    E   G   F       F*F =  6*6       = 36







Golden-Glow



Estate



Bedroom



3*2=   6*6 à 36           PIG*PIG=32*32     =     1024    



1024/26=     39.38461538   (rounded up) = 40



26*2 = 52 à 40        52-12      12=L     L*2 = 12*2         = 24     24=X

this was my slighly wrong theory using Frost flow light house, Guruk's Longhouse and the alchemist's shack




25.5*25.5  = 650.25cm2          650.25+506.25=    1156.5cm2

22.5*22.5  =506.25cm2             A2=   1156.5cm2     1157cm2  (4sf)

1157/26 = 44.5     44+5 =  49    49/26 =  1.884615385 à 1.88 (3sf)

(rounded up) = 2    2=B         


Golden Glow Estate Bedroom à Arigoth?    

A      B      C
1  +  2  =  3
                     

                                                    
 D + A + T = DAT  
4  + 1 + 20 = 25            2=B    5=E

2*5 = 10     10 = J       BEJ      B + E +J

2 + 5 + 10 = 17    17=Q                     7=G          A + T = 21    21=U      (Q?)

Dust  Glow  Crevice


MT       M=13      T=20              20+13= 33        3*3 = 9        9=I

3+3= 6     6=F      FI  =  Fireplace?  à FrostFlow Lighthouse    

F  +  I  =  6  +  9      =      15=O             Ox2=30    30=(26*2) -22     30=D

D=4                   


D à Dragonfly à Burguk’s Longhouse 

FFl  ßà BL     =     32cm           32/2=16       16=P   3*2=6        6=F

F = FFl


T= Torch bug                T   + D + B + B + M                
D= Dragonfly               
B= Butterfly                  
B= Bee
M= Moth


20 + 4 + 2 + 2 + 13 = 41                    41=(26*2) -11      à     15=O

O             4+1=5            5=E       O/E= 3               3=C                      OEC?

O + E + C = 15 + 5 + 3    à      23     23=W     OECW       (put into order)

C + E + O + W = 3+5+15+23 à  (23*2)/4   à 46/4=11.5

11 + 5 = 16=P          P/26= 0.6154386154 =         0.61546154         6154=FAED        FAED= 16    16*2= 32 = PIG










T*B = 20*2  à 40        40/26= 1.538461538    538*2      (5+3+8)*(5+3+8)= 256

5+3+8= 16    16=P     16*2=32             32=PIG           256

2 + 5 + 6 = 13 =M                    BEF           

Z   J   P   D   M     M= 5th letter         5=E              E=M?            E=MC²????

M – E =   13-5 à      H=8                              H   à    HDD  à DHH

Burguk’s Longhouse?      J W T                W-T= 23-20  à   3      3=C

E=MC²  /   J          à           5= 13x3²/10 =       13*3² = 117

117/10 = 11.7            11/7 = 1.571428571

38 + 461 + 428 = 927        9+2+7= I + B + G à 
Golden Glow Estate Bedroom Arigoth

G*2 = 14     14=N    = 49           4+9= 13     13=P

(G+G+B+I+N+P)² = 52            52= 26*2           52/26 = 2    2=B  

(b’s onomatopoeia) = BEE               B E E à Golden Glow Estate

B E E = Bethesda?        THIS CANT BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WTF!!!!!!!

Here are the locations of the 5 bugs in the jars

Here Are the locations of the jack the ripper murders...

                                                             Notice anything??????

To be continued....


 




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